(Source: kirrua)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

luciavqz:

Fleur Antoinette Op - Mary Magdalene

notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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avas-dorko:

them: but you’re not a REAL boy

me: *sweats and tries to hide my puppet strings and talk over the creaking of my wooden puppet body* i don’t know what you’re talking about

burdge:

not as discreet as you thought

burdge:

not as discreet as you thought

SLEEPY AS FUCK MY PARENTS AWAKENED ME SOLELY TO EAT

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing