inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate 

I love jesus

(Source: albinoblackman)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

i wanna go back to malaysia i miss the starfruit juice and the nightmarkets and and wow

seerdescend:

if i have to create characters and make up every detail of their lives from the moment they’re born i got it covered but if you ask me to figure out a coherent story to put them in

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh)